Robert Nazarene

August 21, 2021 Nazarene Robert



I am pleased
and so deeply honoured
to announce the editors
of Walmart Online
have presented me
with the “He Don’t
Even Buy Green Bananas
No More Award.”
First prize:
A new Slip-Pro ®
non-slip oversized
bath mat
and publication
of my latest manuscript
“Why is That Old
SOB Driving
So Damn Slow?”
Thank you,
thank you,
thank you!—
from the basement
of my heart.

Robert Nazarene is founding editor of The American Journal of Poetry,