Lloyd Schwartz

Jerry Garcia in a Somerville Parking Lot
November 11, 2012 Schwartz Lloyd

Jerry Garcia in a Somerville Parking Lot


Past midnight, a man in his late 60s, tall, with long
gray hair and a bushy gray (almost white) beard,
returns to the side street public parking lot
where he’d left his car. It’s hot, and dark, and the lot
is unlit. At the far end he can make out two men
smoking, leaning against the car right next to his.

Alone and apprehensive, he starts across the lot, and
soon catches a whiff of what they’re smoking.
Suddenly one of them asks:

“Want to hear a joke?”

Startled, he hesitates, but obliges. “Sure,” he says.
“What’s the joke?” “OK: What do you call a woman

with only one leg?” “I don’t know,” he plays along.
“What do you call a woman with only one leg?”


It takes him a second, he almost groans, and then
begins to laugh.

“Want a drag?” the guy asks. He’s just a kid
(the other one never says a word). “No, no thanks,”
the man answers, “I can inhale from here.”

This time it’s the kid who laughs. “OK. I only asked
because you look like Jerry Garcia.

—Have a nice night!”

“You too,” the man answers, unlocking his car.
“Thanks.” And all the way home, he keeps chuckling
at lucky escapes, wildly mistaken identities, sweet

dumb jokes (how little it takes to restore his
affection for the city), and at least for the moment
gratefully alive, can’t stop laughing—or laughing at

himself for laughing—at his latest temporary reprieve.

Lloyd Schwartz is the Frederick S. Troy Professor of English Emeritus and taught in the MFA Program at UMass Boston. The author of five books of poetry, including the forthcoming Who’s on First? New and Selected Poems, his poems have been chosen for The Pushcart Prize, The Best American Poetry, and The Best of the Best American Poetry. His publications include the Library of America edition of Elizabeth Bishop, the centennial edition of Bishop’s Prose, and Music In—and On—the Air, a collection of his music reviews for NPR’s Fresh Air. He was awarded the 1994 Pulitzer Prize for Criticism and a 2019 Guggenheim Foundation Fellowship in poetryHe is the current poet laureate of Somerville, Massachusetts.